Tales Of The Stoner Sage: Conspiracy Keanu

We’ve all been there: you’re a trouble-making teenager taking your first bong rip with a circle of friends while skipping algebra. After everyone has been satiated, a transformation takes place. Suddenly, one of your friends has figured out the entire freaking world and has no choice but to verbally display his new-found wisdom to the crowd. And so we introduce, Conspiracy Keanu, the sage of stoners:

Conspiracy Keanu Seeing Blue

Conspiracy Keanu Earth is Atlantis

Conspiracy Keanu Meme

Conspiracy Keanu Weed and Sobriety

Conspiracy Keanu Who Makes Computer Viruses

Conspiracy Keanu Secretly Retarded

Conspiracy Keanu On Death and Reincarnation

Conspiracy Keanu Poisonous Air

Conspiracy Keanu Sleep And Life

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