Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

With the sudden rise of Occupy Wall Street and it’s unifying phrase I Am The 99%, we were left to wonder who exactly is the 1%. Turns out the answer is none other than Fancy Crab, the elitist underwater crustacean that loves puns:

Fancy Crab Is The One Percent

Fancy Crab Can't Do Manual Labor

How Fancy Crab Made A Million Clams

Fancy Crab Wants To Octopi Wall Street

Fancy Crabs Doesn't Want Raised Taxes

Fancy Crab Meme On Christmas

Fancy Crab Sidesteps Questions on Occupy Wall Street

Fancy Crab Has Shell Corporations



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