February 2012
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The Best Condescending Wonka Memes
Which is better: Gene Wilder being condescending or Gene Wilder playing Willy Wonka while being condescending? It’s a tough call. In the meantime, here are some of the best ‘Condescending Wonka’ memes.
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More Of The World's Most Terrible Tattoos
From inking your body with a wild tiger Charlie Sheen or a rather simian depiction of your children, tattoos give people a great opportunity to brand themselves with their own stupidity. And after looking at these pictures, they also give us a self-esteem boost. Enjoy some of the world’s most terrible tattoos:
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The Internet's Best Photobombs
Sometimes there’s nothing better than a bunch of six year olds throwing up middle fingers to a camera or an enterprising individual ruining a couple’s romantic moment. Here are eight of the web’s best photobombs:
Seal Photobomb
The original photobomb
Baby-bomb
Epic photobomb
Hockey player photobombs the team photograph
Creative hook-up photobomb
When you see...
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The Sheltered College Freshman Meme
Sometimes, one can consider innocence to be a valuable virtue. But in the case of the sheltered college freshman, another loathe worthy denizen of the modern college experience, it’s downright insufferable. On a side note, she’s another reason why a bachelor’s degree seems less and less impressive as the years go on. And so we present the Sheltered College Freshman meme:
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Feminist Ryan Gosling On Valentine's Day
Always a sage, even when it comes to Valentine’s Day.
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The Best Of The 'Forever Alone' Meme
We’ve all had moments where we’ve pondered if we are fated to go through the duration of life on Earth accompanied only by our shadow. Sad, sure. But it seems really funny when it involves someone else. Here are some hilarious examples of the Forever Alone meme:
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Eight Absolutely Glorious Facebook Fails
Everyone has had a Facebook fail that makes them want to tuck their tail between their legs: the misplacement of a comma that now implies you’re a sexual deviant, the time when you compose a snarky status about a fellow restaurant patron and they see it…and respond. They’re all here and they’re all absolutely wonderful with these glorious Facebook fails:
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The Horrifying Houseguest Meme
Everyone has had that houseguest who seemed a little… off. Laughter that’s a little too skittish, a smile that’s more frightening than it is friendly, a gaze that is more piercing than a tattoo gun. To commiserate, we present the Horrifying Houseguest meme.
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The Eight Most WTF iPhone Texts
The iPhone may represent technological innovation at its height. But with some of these texts, it might be more accurate to say the iPhone represents people at their worst.
Kids these days…
Dad iPhone ownage
Mom humiliates her son over text
The next big thing: iPhone Giraffe Facts
That is a quite the meal
Terrible iPhone auto-correct fail with Mom
Mom has some...
January 2012
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If Celebrities Were From The Midwest
Have you ever wondered what celebrities like Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise would look like if they didn’t live in the sun drenched Hollywood hills? If they were from, say, the land of 1,000 Walmarts instead? Here are some of the best images of what the stars would like if they exchanged Los Angeles for Sioux City:
Midwest Celebrity John Travolta
Midwest Celebrity Sharon Stone
Midwest...
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Eight Hilarious Facebook Posts & Conversations
Facebook posts, statuses and conversations that will leave you in stitches:
What are big brothers for?
That telephone pole came out of nowhere…
Well, bad grammer is a deal breaker
You blew what?!
Epic Facebook cheater revenge
Don’t brag about your size on Facebook
Facebook engagement announcement fail
Epic Taco Bell funeral Facebook thread
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The Rural Rube: Redneck Randal Meme
Confined to the backwoods of America, Redneck Randal is the pleasant peasant who just doesn’t know any better than his backward ways. With his good-nature yet outdated views and habits, Redneck Randal is the kind of guy who makes you reconsider nature versus nurture. And so Runt of the Web presents the Redneck Randal meme:
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The Best Of Ryan Gosling's Feminist Meme
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The Impetuous Instructor: Unhelpful Teacher
If there’s one thing that unites us all, it’s having had a terrible teacher in our lifetime. From the arbitrary application of rules to the mean-spirited vindictiveness that only a person who has spent their whole life around children can have, the unhelpful teacher can temporarily ruin your childhood. Luckily, there’s a meme for the dictator of the classroom — the...
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Nine Hilarious iPhone Fails
In fact, he’s staring at your iPhone right now…
First sell him the car, THEN ask him for cuddles
Well, why DON’T you own Google?
Auto-correct family fail
Being a dirty teenager iPhone fail
Why Mom can’t handle an iPhone
And this is why you don’t spam on texts
Complete and utter flirt fail
So close to the perfect break-up text…
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December 2011
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The Best Of The PBH Network In 2011
5. Best Divorce Letter Ever
Just the beginning of an epic divorce letter from Dan to his lost love, Connie. No matter how much your ex reeks, at least it’s not Dan. Trust us.
4. Televangelist Benny Hinn and God’s Jacket
Chemo therapy won’t cure cancer. A cast won’t mend a broken leg. It is actually televangelist Benny Hinn’s jacket that will do that and so much more....
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The Eight Worst Tattoos Ever
Pizza and Texas, a match made in tattoo stupidity
“Hi, yes, could you tattoo a half-horse, half-Patrick Swayze on me? Oh, and there are rainbows everywhere? Great, thanks!
A very honest tattoo
It’s one thing when teenage girls like Twilight… it’s another thing when a middle aged woman gets the whole saga tattooed on her back
Why would you get a tattoo of Al Gore...
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Eight Ridiculously Hilarious Yahoo Answers
Vokda: It destroys (bugs) lives
The perfect Yahoo answer for the stupidest Yahoo question
The trials and travails of teenager love…
Yahoo Answer, Yahoo face palm
Real gangsters use Google image search
Maybe the cat is just hungry?
That isn’t the smartest idea…
The Yahoo Answer that will have you weeping for humanity
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The Fledgling Frosh: College Freshman Meme
As previously investigated on Runt of the Web, the College Freshman is an adorable creature who is just learning to spread his wings in the great wide world. With this transition comes some bumps in the road, some hilarious, some absurd, and some that just make you shake your head and ask ‘why’. And so we present, the College Freshman meme:
Like the College...
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Conspiracy Keanu: Rise Of The Paranoid Pothead
Last week we published a post on Conspiracy Keanu, the stoner sage and conspiracy theorist who somehow just knew after getting high. Turns out Conspiracy Keanu resonated with a lot of people — you either knew him or were him. And so we present another mind-blowing round of Conspiracy Keanu:
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Nine Reasons You Shouldn't Add Your Parents On...
A little bit of public TMI between father and son
And most importantly, don’t add other people’s crazy parents
Mom is so popular!
Does that impact resale value?
WTFiest Facebook dad comment ever
Kids today and their crazy language!
Not the best way to find out…
To be fair, the kid had it coming
And the 2011 winner for worst Facebook father ever is…
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Nine Awkwardly Hilarious Christmas Cards
That dog is having the worst Christmas ever
Just brothers
Have a wonderful Cat-Mas!
Sigh, Apple fan boys
Who needs family when you have a smart phone?
Awkwardly adorable Christmas card
Carlos the Mailman wishes you an uncomfortable Christmas
It must have been really awkward after the delivery…
We wish you a very Second Amendment-y Christmas!
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Schrute Facts: Twelve Hilarious Dwight-Isms
Fact: Over 2 million people have seen the Runt of the Web Schrute Meme post. Fact: People love Dwight Schrute. Fact: Here are 12 more hilarious Schrute Facts:
Like this? See our original posts on Schrute Facts, Dwight Schrute Knows Best and The Return Of The Schrute Meme.
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The Nine WTFiest Facebook Conversations Ever
The audacity of some people
That is not a normal fatherly response…
Time to get tested
Well, that explains two terms of George W.
Foot, meet mouth on Facebook.
Dad really wants some chicken casserole
Cancer awkwardness on Facebook
Just…. WTF all around
And the undisputed winner… some people just taking parenting too far:
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November 2011
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Tales Of The Stoner Sage: Conspiracy Keanu
We’ve all been there: you’re a trouble-making teenager taking your first bong rip with a circle of friends while skipping algebra. After everyone has been satiated, a transformation takes place. Suddenly, one of your friends has figured out the entire freaking world and has no choice but to verbally display his new-found wisdom to the crowd. And so we introduce, Conspiracy Keanu, the...
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The Monster Inside: Scumbag Brain
As previously explored on Runt of the Web, Scumbag Brain is the little guy inside all of us who manages to somehow ruin everything. From over-thinking to self-sabotage, the brain manages to self-sabotage our everyday existence. And so we present, part two of Scumbag Brain:
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The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems
As investigated previously by ROTW, First World Problems (also known as White Whine) are those debilitating issues that plague the global upper crust. The everyday issues that in perspective seem (and are) ridiculous, yet still manage to drive one absolutely crazy. And so we present to you, the nine most crippling First World Problems:
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The Seven Funniest Facebook Statuses Ever
Young Love
Raising The Dead
It’s A Wall Street Miracle!
That Took An Unexpected Turn
God Is Dead, And We Have Killed Him
Why Was She Searching That In The First Place?
He Had It Coming
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Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab
With the sudden rise of Occupy Wall Street and it’s unifying phrase I Am The 99%, we were left to wonder who exactly is the 1%. Turns out the answer is none other than Fancy Crab, the elitist underwater crustacean that loves puns:
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The Worst Enemy Within: Scumbag Brain
Ah, the human brain: the wondrous 3 pounds of grey matter containing over 100 billion individual neurons. Yet somehow this astonishing result of millions of years of evolution finds a way to undermine us at every turn. From reminding you of the terrible joke you told that no one laughed at to reminding you of all your failed relationships at 3 in the morning, sometimes it feels like our brains...
October 2011
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Ten Ridiculously Awesome Halloween Jack-o-Lanterns
Batman Pumpkin
ET Phones Home
The Predator
The Death Star
Mario & Bowser
Incredible R2D2
Shark Mouth
Jack Sparrow Pirate
Yoda
Screaming Man by artist Ray Villafane
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The Untimely End Of The Steve & Bill Meme
Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple and Pixar, not only blessed us with iPods and iPhones but one of the internet’s funniest memes: Steve & Bill. Taken from screen caps from Steve Jobs and Bill Gates historic 2007 discussion at All Things Digital, the Steve & Bill meme became a favorite for showing two of the world’s richest and most prestigious men enjoying a moment together....
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The Eight Craziest "Oh S*!t" Moments
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The Best Of Trolling Tumblr
With an easy to use blog interface and a Twitter-like experience for content, Tumblr has quickly reached the top of internet platforms. Unfortunately, Tumblr is also where teenagers and hipsters collide in an all out battle of blurry photography, quoted song lyrics, and terrible poetry. Luckily, someone decided to make a mockery of Tumblr’s worst offenders, and so Trolling Tumblr was born:
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The Pompous Philistine Of The Coffee Shop: Hipster...
Who knew this character was such a universal fixture of peoples’ daily lives? After the tremendous response to The Hypocritical World Of Hipster Barista, there was no choice but to continue the investigation into the Hipster Barista phenomena. Entitled and pretentious yet completely daft to all those around him, the Hipster Barista continues to astound and annoy:
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The Nine Dumbest Facebook Statuses Ever
He Died For Your Future Facebook Entertainment
Too Dumb For Words
Ol’ Winston Whatshisface
Science Is For Retards
She’s Going To Find Out The Hard Way
The White Man’s Struggle
Zombie Business Cards
Women’s Rights - Who Needs Em? (Answer: None Of These Women Apparently)
Daddy’s Girl Doesn’t Buy American… She Just.. Well….
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The Worst Friend Request You Accepted: Annoying...
Oh, to be a teenager in the modern world: experiencing the angst and insecurity of day-to-day teen life with most of it unwittingly documented through the internet. Unfortunately, you decided to accept their friendship request and now your Facebook feed has become a constant stream of the mundane and the aggravating from one person. No picture goes uncommented, no status goes unliked, no link goes...
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The Sad World Of The Misunderstood House Spider
If there’s one arthropod with an unfortunately bad rap with the human world, it’s the spider. Generally reclusive and non-threatening to people, spiders eat all the creatures that annoy humans (mosquitoes, flies, roaches) while occupying the empty crevices of human shelter. And yet their very presence makes the average person go after these benevolent creatures with a fury. And so is...
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Related Posts & New Facebook Page
Dear Friends and Fans:
Because of a naming mistake, we have moved to a new fan Facebook page: www.facebook.com/pbhnetwork. Please like us, we just want to be your friend!
We also added a new feature recently implemented across the PBH Network we’re excited to announce: featured posts from the PBH Network. Below every post, you’ll find a set of 5 or 6 links that will take you to other...
September 2011
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The Worst Of The Best: First World Problems
So you were lucky enough to be born into the confines of a developed country, enjoying a relatively easy life in comparison to thousands of years of human toil and misery. Maybe sometimes you even think about how truly lucky you are in comparison to how a majority of people live in the world currently. And yet… there are always those nagging little problems that manage to turn your little...
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Eight Absurd Texts That Make You Wish Your Mom...
Dad’s Birthday Surprise
Mom Always Knew
Mom Discovers Internet Lingo
That’s No Way To Celebrate Your Anniversary
What Do Dad And Mondays Have In Common?
Mom Watched A Dateline About Push Pops
This Is Awkward
I Almost Think It’s On Purpose…
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Nine Hilariously Awkward Facebook Interactions
My Goatee Isn’t Stupid
Why You Don’t Friend Your Boss On Facebook
Putting Your Credit Card On Facebook….
Osama Vs Obama Facepalm
That’s A Lot Of Likes
Why Moms Shouldn’t Be Allowed On Facebook
That Is Not How Internet Shopping Works
This Was Not David’s Finest Moment
And The Ultimate… Why You Don’t Cross Your Brother
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The Six WTFiest Rage Cartoons
Fine Dining For The Homeless
The Scariest Night Of His Life
Using The Bathroom At The Special Olympics Rage Cartoon
Pranking The Roommate Backfires
Adventures In Public Transportation Rage Comic
And I Moved Out The Next Week…
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Meet The Baby Godfather
He’s ruthless. He’s maniacal. He wears diapers. He is the Infant Dapper Don… the Baby Godfather:
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August 2011
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The Hypocritical World Of Hipster Barista
Ah, the Hipster Barista, a constant fixture of contemporary life. A close relative of Hipster Cat, the tattooed suburbanite that despite a life in the service industry, makes sure to tell you that you’re the sell-out wage slave. And so Hipster Barista was born:
Love to hate Hipster Barista? Check out the next segment, The Pompous Philistine Of The Coffee Shop: Hipster...
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What If Mad Men Designed Social Media Ads?
An incredible set of ads designed in the Mad Men vintage style for modern social media companies:
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We've Moved!
Dear Tumblr Fans And Friends:
We have some news. While we love the interaction and engagement that Tumblr brings, the constant outages and downtime put us in a really bad position. Three of our five blogs were hosted by Tumblr, and when it goes down, we go down. Long story short, we had to move Runt of the Web to our own server and will no longer be updating the Tumblr site. Sorry everyone!...
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Internet Husband: When You Marry An Web Addict
Oh, internet, why are you so fun and addictive (accurately portrayed by this comic)? Internet Husband — also known as Redditor’s Wife — shows us what happens when you marry someone a little too immersed in the interwebs. And so we present to you the troubling demise of the Internet Husband:
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Internet Husband: When You Marry An Web Addict
Oh, internet, why are you so fun and addictive (accurately portrayed by this comic)? Internet Husband — also known as Redditor’s Wife — shows us what happens when you marry someone a little too immersed in the interwebs. And so we present to you the troubling demise of the Internet Husband:
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The Best Of The Philosoraptor Meme
Ah, Philosoraptor, the sage of the internet’s hivemind and the pointer out of life’s odd little idiosyncrasies. We know we’re a little behind the trend on this, but we felt it was worth delving into the best of Philosoraptor, one of the internet’s best creations: