It seems like no one can do anything — funny, embarrassing, even downright boring — without someone snapping a picture, putting it on Instagram, and narcissistically drooling as their ‘likes’ go up one by one. Instagram is invading and ruining everything; here are ten ways that you’re ruining life with Instagram and how to avoid it:
9 times out of 10, posting a picture of yourself doing THE DRUGS on Instagram makes you look like a tool. No one cares what kind of drugs you’re doing unless you’re famous like Meek Mill:
Or unless your stash looks like this…
Not to mention all the “concert pictures” that show us nothing but a bunch of lights and blurry specks. What am I supposed to be looking at here?
The Instagrams of the rich and famous are constantly making everyone else teem with envy, feel generally terrible about themselves.
I took this picture of some guy eating alone, Instagramming his brunch, and grinning wildly. But this is not a rare occurrence. Over 50% of Instagram is now mushy-looking photos of unappealing lunches and brunches. If you or someone you know can’t stop Instagramming food, an intervention may be beneficial.
Pictures of your friends who no one else knows is either making everyone hate you for not inviting them or unfollow you for being irrelevant.
And it’s great that you love your baby. Really, it is. However, no one else cares.
There’s so much of this, there are even apps that let one squeeze four selfies into one giant mega-selfie.
#Hashtags #are #making #my #brain #explode. Honestly, who browses the billion nondescript photos tagged #instagood?
When someone accidentally texts you thinking they’re messaging their mom or boyfriend, it’s like the universe is gifting you with a beautifully wrapped prank opportunity. Luckily, a lot of people took the opportunity and yielded hilarious results. Here are 25 of the funniest wrong number texts ever: